Re: Chat Thread

[TripOpt55]

Well at least I'm not Captain Planet.

[pspiddy]

I very much like being Peter Parker, but getting bit by the radioactive spider would probably give me a heart attack. Besides Buffy Summers (because she is a super hero), Spider-Man and Wolverine are my two favorite super heroes, and out of those two I definitely wouldn't be Wolverine.

Am I Peter Parker because I'm nerdy looking? It's the spectacles isn't it?

Nope. It's because you're affable and endearing while being relatable

@Trip: You only wish you were Captain Planet.

[Miraculous Kaydybug]

Who is Longshot?

[pspiddy]

Longshot was from an alternate dimension in the X-Men universe in the 80's and his mutant ability was luck. Dazzler was a hot rockstar who had transdimential...however you spell it... abilities. They fell in love and their mutant abilities kept them apart. He only had four fingers so...

Longshot also had a mullet. A blonde mullet. He pretty much Mcguyver'd the mullet.

Anyways, he's a beloved character who had life shit on him even though "luck" is his mutant thingy. And Marc Silvestri and Jim Lee penciled him.

[Miraculous Kaydybug]

That seems oddly fitting

[pspiddy]

Yeah, I always pictured you with a mullet.

[Miraculous Kaydybug]

Well i meant the luck thing, but i did have a mullet at one time. I've done so many weird things with my hair.

[SanAndreasX]

Flattered by the Professor X reference. I think I'd also be a good Beast.

Hancock would be a good superhero identity for me, too.

"Call me an asshole... just one more time."

[BretBaber]

I very much like being Peter Parker, but getting bit by the radioactive spider would probably give me a heart attack.  Besides Buffy Summers (because she is a super hero), Spider-Man and Wolverine are my two favorite super heroes, and out of those two I definitely wouldn't be Wolverine.  

Am I Peter Parker because I'm nerdy looking?  It's the spectacles isn't it?

Nope. It's because you're affable and endearing while being relatable

@Trip: You only wish you were Captain Planet.

Well I'd like to think I'm a nice person, except to shitty customers. But even then I am still nice to their dumb ugly faces. I'm probably so relatable because everyone on here loves Buffy as much as me. Right, right?

[pspiddy]

Yes, Bret, we all love Buffy, Nirvana has the best catalog of any band, and Aeris never died.

[BretBaber]

Well shit!

[Miraculous Kaydybug]

Charmed is still better than Buffy tho

[BretBaber]

Never watched Charmed so you might be right, but my heart is telling me you're not.

[pspiddy]

Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan in their prime beat out Sarah Gellar in her prime. If it were 1:1 then it would be close, but that duo really can't be beat. No idea what the show was about, but really?

[BretBaber]

I disagree with that statement. If your'e going by hotness, which it sounds like you are, season 2 and 3 Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers is smoking hot. I've never had a threesome (big surprise), but I'd take just SMG over those two witches.

I believe she even won Maxim's hottest woman award a couple of years. Plus she's Daphne, who literally fucks Freddie.

[Miraculous Kaydybug]

Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan in their prime beat out Sarah Gellar in her prime. If it were 1:1 then it would be close, but that duo really can't be beat. No idea what the show was about, but really?

It's kind of like a supernatural crime drama. Like a demons out killing people and the sister have to find out what it is and vanuish it. There's a lot of focus on character relationships and romance and stuff too (still crying over how Pheobe and Cole's marriage never worked out).

Honestly i think half my love for Persona comes from how its kind of like animu Charmed in some ways. I'd love to have someone try making a game out of this series, but lol it would never happen.

[pspiddy]

Oh, I know about Charmed, kay. I was merely illustrating the point that it's all T&A. That Pheobe storyline was thrown in, presumably, because the girl got knocked up IRL. Start up a Charmed thread and we can go to town about it. Bret isn't invited.

Side note- In case it isn't apparent, everything I post is to be taken, mostly, in jest. Except for what I say about Greenie. That guy is worthless.

[TripOpt55]

This is making me yearn for the return of the hot celebrity thread.

[Krubixcube]

From Arthur to Batman. Promotion!

I too miss the hot celebrity thread...we should bring that back. I've got some opinions on that.

[volvocrusher]

I don't kid myself and just watch Baywatch for my T&A.

[Miraculous Kaydybug]

So should i make the hot celebrity thread or a Charmed thread?

[SanAndreasX]

Stick with general hot celebrities. Not too up on Charmed.

[Captain N]

I never posted what I got for xmas so here it is.

[pspiddy]

There is a great interview with Michael Pachter in the latest Game Informer.

Unrelated, look for me in the letters and comments section of a future issue of Game Informer...

[SanAndreasX]

I got a final birthday present in the mail: the new Etrian Odyssey game (The Millennium Girl).

[Krubixcube]

I have a strong dislike for Michael Pachter and I can't intelligently articulate why....

[pspiddy]

I have a strong dislike for Michael Pachter and I can't intelligently articulate why....

Let me try:

His job is to guess how many fingers you are holding up behind your back by saying you have five fingers and they are indeed behind your back.

He's so accurate that he correctly identified GTA3 as a failure of a game before it launched to be exactly what he said; a video game.

And he looks and speaks exactly like the fuckface you envision when thinking about the good ol days before women could speak in public and black people had a right to exist.

If you can't find the interview, I can put the text here. Not sure anyone here can get through it without vomiting or wanting to punch your eyes in the nuts.

[BretBaber]

There's a Final Fantasy VIII shirt on teefury.com for those people that like that game.

[Rainjar]

Michael Patcher is hilariously awful. I can't think of any specific examples but I've seen him get even the most basic shit wrong. He just gets paid for being a silly pleb talking about things he doesn't understand, I don't know why he's even become worth mentioning in the gaming industry.

On a brighter note, this turned up:


£70 well spent.

[volvocrusher]

So guys, the whole net neutrality thing is kind of worrying. I mean, what if this site is one of the ones we now have to pay for to access?

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