Re: Chat Thread

[pspiddy]

I'm pretty confident this forum is legit. Compulsive liars and trolls are pretty easy to spot. No one here, or even back on 1up has ever given that vibe. But I could be oblivious because giving people the benefit of doubt is so much easier than not doing so.

I'm probably the most "no fucking way" out of the bunch. But I know me so I can easily vouch for the wonderful journey that is, and has been, my life.

[volvocrusher]

You're only the most like that because Neph left.

[pspiddy]

Which sucks because I was starting to warm up to him!

[ajapam]

Who out of everyone on the forum is most likely catfishing us all?

Greenman. Why do you think he wants killa to head to California?

[TheMatt]

I am Catfishing you all. I am Batman.

[volvocrusher]

I am Catfishing you all. I am Batman.

[pspiddy]

I am Catfishing you all. I am Batman.

Ha! Well done, good sir.

Ham will probably understand what I mean by this:

My Hijackthis log for my Surface usually reads, more or less, like "Windows 8 is an asshole, Office hates you, Adobe is trying to steal your soul". All of which I'm cool with because I knew what I was getting into and it's my damn computer.

The desktop I share with my wife, however, has a Hijackthis log that reads like, "Your wife hates you, good luck figuring this out, did I mention your wife hates you?".

[pspiddy]

Here's a surreal situation I hope some of you can understand:

My mother has her own ringtone on my phone and usually doesn't call after 10PM central. I heard the ringtone go off at about 11PM. I answered, with importance, "Mother, you OK?". She told me, "Shit. I didn't mean to call, I'm just trying to use this stupid phone to see when Catherine The Great comes on."

And if that wasn't great enough as-is, she then proceeded to tell me, "I'm not dead yet but keep the shovel handy".

I did look up Catherine The Great for her. Which is OnDemand and not a specific time. That's a WHOLE different story.

[pspiddy]

Happy mother's day to all of the unfotunate vaginas that processed the worthless people here.

[volvocrusher]

Hey, my mom likes me for some strange reason so she doesn't view that as unfortunate.

[pspiddy]

Of course she says that, sweetheart.

[volvocrusher]

Honestly though, I think one of the main reasons I'm going to take a gig in white collar crime one of my dad's friends offered to me instead of the police force is because of how distressed the latter seems to make her every time it's brought up. Think me being in there would take a year or two off her life.

[pspiddy]

Your mother will be proud no matter what you do as long as you're happy doing it. Basically, every mom had a "no idiot" clause. You seem to fit the bill.

[pspiddy]

Also, Greenie, I'm not trying to single you out. I just know a ton of lawyers and engineers that are subsequent assclowns. Go on with your bad self.

[pspiddy]

I gave my mom soup cups on Thursday because of course I suck like that. I also asked her to rummage through her attic for the masters of my album. Which she did, to no avail. So let me leave this here because I think she'd like me doing so:


http://www.loc.gov/poetry/180/126.html

[volvocrusher]

So I am really fucking pissed right now because I made sure I was completely on the track to graduate and would even be 2 credits over and now AT THE LAST FUCKING MINUTE THEY FUCKING TELL ME THAT THREE FUCKING AP CREDITS FROM HIGH SCHOOL DON'T COUNT BECAUSE I TOOK A COURSE IN COLLEGE EVEN THOUGH THEY DID NOTHING TO FUCKING TELL ME THIS WHEN I TOOK THE FUCKING CLASS, WHICH THEY FUCKING SAID WAS A FUCKING REQUIREMENT AND NOW I'M JUST ONE FUCKING CREDIT SHORT FROM GRADUATING! I COULD HAVE TAKEN A FUCKING EXTRA ONE FUCKING CREDIT FUCKING COURSE IF THEY TOLD ME THIS BEFORE OR NOT EVEN TAKEN THE FUCKING CLASS AND DID SOMETHING FUCKING ELSE! I AM SO PISSED I CAN'T EVEN SEE STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW

[pspiddy]

Admissions: once again proving they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. They're the Ralph of "student services". Sorry, doggy

[avidacridjam]

That's fucked up. I'm sorry, man.

[Krubixcube]

That's fucking stupid, I'm sorry to hear that man.

[TheMatt]

That's really lame. That actually happened to both my sister and cousin. They let them both "graduate" in the spring and finish up the last class in the summer. Either way... definitely sucks considering you thought you were done.

[fufu_kitty]

What's up buttercups. How you been hangin?

[TheMatt]

Fufu is back! All is well at TPS!

[TripOpt55]

Hey fufu!

[volvocrusher]

Yeah, looks like I'm gonna need to graduate this summer. I'm not even sure I want to walk at this point. I mean, I'm not getting my degree then so what's the fucking point?

[TripOpt55]

Oh wow. I missed your earlier post. That sucks man. I can't imagine how pissed I'd be.

[SanAndreasX]

Dude, that blows. One credit short.

[fufu_kitty]

Hey guys! I am kind of back in gaming now...finally managed to finish up Splinter Cell Blacklist. I stopped playing with the last chapter left. It was a fun game! Now I think I will work on Blops 2 campaign. Might as well, right? I also will play BL2...on PS3, of course. No nextgen till later this year for sure!

[Rainjar]

That sounds really fucking shit, Volvo. You're a swagass man who can pierce the heavens though, you'll get it sorted.

[Krubixcube]

@fufu: I still need to play that...I booted it up on my PC but was getting grahpical errors up the ass and got fed up but I reckon they must have fixed that stuff by now...

@greenie: any updates on the situation or any idea what the plan of action is? =/

[volvocrusher]

Taking a summer school course. I know the baseball coach at school who told me he'd get me into a cheap class where I don't have to do shit. So could be worse

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