Top Five Funniest Game Characters

Thought this might be a fun topic. Funniest game characters. You could also include funniest game(s) as a bonus answer/list, but I thought game characters would lend itself to a broader spectrum because even more serious games sometimes have a hilarious character.

Captain Qwark - I love that he's a character who never gets out of his spandex.

Zeke - especially in inFamous: Festival of Blood, telling Cole's crazy story.

Tiny - from Crash Team Racing. TINY SQUASH PUNY CARS. And that fact that he barely fits in his cart.

Sully - Victor Goddamn Sullivan

Hal Emmerich - unfortunately it's mostly at his own expense.

Damn I forgot about this.

GladOs
Victor Goddamn Sullivan
Kanji Tatsumi (Especially when paired with Teddie and Yosuke)

As for funniest games... The Stanley Parable

Dr. Nefarious - I love him. He makes me smile and smile more.
Brave Fencer Musashi - I cannot fathom why they haven't put this on the PSN. I'd love to replay this game again. The great humor is one of the many good memories I have of the game.
Yangus - I loved how he called me guv and always had things to say about the king.
Steiner - He was the comic relief of FF9, that ol' Rusty was.
Mr. Drippy - Charming and funny.

1. Garrus Vakarian- I could make this entire list of Normandy crew members but I'll keep it with my favorite. Just a one liner machine
2. Luigi- Guy is hilarious in the Mario and Luigi RPGs. Love all the ways he freaks out and gets hurt, just so much great slapstick.
3. HK-47- Another great one liner machine, basically like if you put Bender from Futurama in Star Wars.
4. Cave Johnson- Portal definitely deserves a mention and I think he was the funniest overall. Love how he went from successful and optomistic to a bitter pessimist. 
5. Crash Bandicoot- All the ways he die makes me smile. It's rare you see humor blended in that we'll with the gameplay

Funniest game I'd give to the Mass Effect Citadel DLC

I forgot about Cave Johnson. That was pretty great writing overall, especially for a character you never actually meet

Yangus - He really made Dragon Quest VIII, one of my favorite games ever.
Mr. Drippy - The heart of Ni no Kuni
Steiner (FFIX) - His histrionics were pretty funny.
Midna - She provided a lot of comic relief in Twilight Princess
Ultros (FFVI) Lovable loser octopus boss.

SanAnd, we have 3 out of the 5 match! You must be a funny fucker like me, eh guv?

I made this thread because I was replaying some Jak games and Daxter just cracks me up all the time. I know some people find him obnoxious, but I love him. Him arguing with Pecker is always gold.

Nefarious would be next on my list. After that not totally sure. GlaDOS is a great one. I will have to try and think of some more.