Where do babies come from?

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Human babies are born from the sins of man to serve as perpetual punishment for the wickedness they will eventually inherit. Hence the song from The Lion King, "The Circle Of Life."

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Why do I hurt all over?

Why don't you love me anymore?

Krubixcube wrote:Why do I hurt all over?

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Chronic body pain and fatigue is a result of pregnancy. For more information see query #1.

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ajapam wrote:Why don't you love me anymore?

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Love is not quantifiable so it can neither be possessed or lost. It can only be lost in time like all of existence.

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I tried to turn my 360 on, it gave me a screen that said "E74 error" and one red light in the upper right quadrant. What can be done to fix it?

Where can I find the best pizza?

SanAndreasX wrote:I tried to turn my 360 on, it gave me a screen that said "E74 error" and one red light in the upper right quadrant. What can be done to fix it?

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"E74" is your designation. The error is a reminder that you purchased a 360 and should take some time to contemplate future decisions.

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BretBaber wrote:Where can I find the best pizza?

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The human species has been the recipient of many practical jokes from more enlightened species throughout the universe. One of the most notable being that Domino's is in fact the epitome of pizza but our sense of taste has been genetically altered to find it repugnant.

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SanAndreasX wrote:I tried to turn my 360 on, it gave me a screen that said "E74 error" and one red light in the upper right quadrant. What can be done to fix it?

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"E74" is your designation. The error is a reminder that you purchased a 360 and should take some time to contemplate future decisions.

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Sadly, this was more helpful than the actual response I got from Microsoft technical support when my slightly-over-one-year-old-360 did die from the E74 in 2007. An hour talking to a computer with lousy voice recognition software followed by thirty minutes talking to an Indian CSR whose knowledge of English was only marginally better than that of the computer.

Charisma and Japanese/Chinese ability. Wait, I'm not spiddy...

Kayshire Cat wrote:How do i get more busty Asian babes into my life?

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I understand your difficulties, Mr. Snipes, but I have been informed that we can no longer assist you or Mr. Connery with this matter. Thank you and good luck.

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Kayshire Cat wrote:You have the worst fucking customer service ever.

How do you stay in business?

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Thank you for your kind words of support! Our business model of providing quality assistance through a vast knowledgebase and expert staff is paving the future for all customer relations. Our continued success is a direct result of how much we care about each meatbag customer.

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