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Who Would Win in a Fight?
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Who Would Win in a Fight?
Had this idea for a thread and figured why not see if it would work. Figured we could post one of these maybe once a week or until the conversation's pretty much over, but it's exactly what it sounds like: Pick two guys, whether from games, movies, TV, comics, etc. and argue over who would win. Don't just say who either, try to give a reason or two why. Just don't post a new one until everyone who wants to be a part of it had their say, exhaust the last one first. So here's what I'm going to start with:
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volvocrusher- Goddess of the Seal
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
I remember this, cool idea. As for my pick, easy, Batman.
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
I feel like these guys would actually be pretty close. Snake because he won't hesitate as long to kill someone?
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
Yeah, I'm going to go with Snake because he'll actually kill someone, where Batman will just pussy out and send them to Arkham Asylum. If we're going by Nolan's Batman, he'll definitely get his ass kicked because that's all that happened to his Batman for all three movies. Snake wins because he'll use a gun, not some gadget.
Another great question is "Who is the better sneaker?"
Another great question is "Who is the better sneaker?"
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
BretBaber wrote:
Another great question is "Who is the better sneaker?"
Without gadgets it's definitely Snake. With gadgets, I dunno
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
Batman's always sneaking around against a bunch of thugs, Snake's sneaking around an army of hired guns. Again, I give the nod to Snake on this one.
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
For me it would depend on one thing because they're pretty even. If they get up close, I think Batman would be the winner because he could knock Snake out pretty easy. If Snake could get into a good hiding spot, I think he could find Batman and shoot him down pretty easy.
As far as the better sneaker goes though, I'd have to give the edge to Batman. Snake just gets past them, but Batman scares the shit out of everyone while he does it.
As far as the better sneaker goes though, I'd have to give the edge to Batman. Snake just gets past them, but Batman scares the shit out of everyone while he does it.
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
Hand to hand combat Snake has an unbeatable combo...
punch, punch, round house kick. You can't stop that.
punch, punch, round house kick. You can't stop that.
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
That depends how you define sneaking though. I define it as you walk out of your room to take a shit, come back, and find that your computer is missing. That's sneaky.
And Bret's right about that combo...that thing is unstoppable. It stopped Gray Fox, and that dude was a ninja!
And Bret's right about that combo...that thing is unstoppable. It stopped Gray Fox, and that dude was a ninja!
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
Yeah, but they're there to take out bad guys, not to steal computers. So scaring the shit out of everyone is a pretty valuable sneaking skill.
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
Batman only wins if it's written by DC writers. We're talking about someone with enough common sense to say that Superman would clearly kick his ass.
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
Snake uses boxes to sneak around, and cigarettes to detect lasers. That's just all kinds of classy.
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
Samus, she can take multiple hits, roll into a ball to get away from danger, gets new weapons just like Megaman does...clear winner.
And boobs.
And boobs.
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
Definitely Samus. Mega Man's upgrades only make his weapons better. Samus' make everything better.
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
Okay, I've got a good one
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
While I don't agree with the method I would inevitably be my own undoing...that is true.
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
I'm also going with Kay. While T-Wolf would be fretting over whether he has it in himself to hit a girl, Kay would take that opportunity to hit him in the nuts, knock him down, and go wailing at him.
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
Dude, I hit girls constantly.
Kickboxing Girls: Hit in the face.
Girlfriend: beaten.
School Girls: Slapped in the face.
No problem there.
Kickboxing Girls: Hit in the face.
Girlfriend: beaten.
School Girls: Slapped in the face.
No problem there.
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
If they were both wearing the same outfit, they'd both fall to their death at the exact same time.
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
Hold on, hold on though: I kickbox quite consistently, despite Kay's boob-tastic qualities. You can't just give her bonus points for BOOBS! Well, you could but I would hate you forever and ever.
*COUGH*\
Also Bret's right...that's a constant danger. Kay. How do you feel about heavy buttoned winter coats? If your answer is "strongly" then we're both fucked...
EDIT: Also, that picture clearly shows woman hitting is no problem...that mannequin is just practice...
*COUGH*\
Also Bret's right...that's a constant danger. Kay. How do you feel about heavy buttoned winter coats? If your answer is "strongly" then we're both fucked...
EDIT: Also, that picture clearly shows woman hitting is no problem...that mannequin is just practice...
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Re: Who Would Win in a Fight?
I'd be in favor of a bracket. And laugh about the 75/25 split all you want Spiddy, just remember it involves you giving me power of attorney and your social security number.
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